Repo Chick Quotes in Repo Chick (2009)

Aunt de la Chasse: Since our last meeting, Pixxi, you have been arrested how many times?

Aldrich De La Chasse: Well, it's been eighteen, hasn't it? Eighteen times.

Repo Chick: Come on, pops, you know how it is. It's those fucking Beverly Hills cops. They be lying at my probation hearing, they be lying wait outside our gate.

Grandma De La Chasse: Holding up with strangers!

Aldrich De La Chasse: Hookups, mother. They call it "hooking up." Hookups.

Grandma De La Chasse: That's right.

Repo Chick: Oh, grandma, those are lies. I knew all five of those boys.

Repo Chick: Why did you pick up the phone if it's the wrong number, asshole?

Lawyer: But the law says...

Sixsixsix: The law can go suck my ass. Right, Pixxi?

Repo Chick: Alright 666, take it easy. Let's hear what the jerk has to say and then if we don't like it, we'll just throw him down the stairs.

Lawyer: When your family said that you were disinherited, did they offer up any sort of deal, a resolution to be un-disinherited?

Repo Chick: [unintelligible] ... job.

Lawyer: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

Repo Chick: [Emotional] They told me to get a job!

Sixsixsix: [to lawyer] You bastard!

Repo Chick: Yeah, actually they're making a documentary reality show about me.

Arizona Gray: No kidding! When's it going to be on the TV?

Repo Chick: Not any TV you have. It's going to be on a very exclusive in-house, hotel intranet in Dubai. That's better than any TV show.

Sixsixsix: [Interviewing Pixxi for her reality show] Take two.

Eggi: So, what was it like, your first day on the job?

Repo Chick: Well, you know, at first, I kind of felt bad, you know? Having to get up real early and dress way down just to... to fit in. But once I started doing the work, I realized that I too could make a difference. It's like my friend the Dalai Lama said, "When he returned to his own city, he saw no throne."

Repo Chick: That's it. That's the train! That's my train!

Repo Chick: You ever experience a feeling that you might just be created by a mad scientist as part of a table top experiment?

Arizona Gray: I just do what Aguas says. And Aguas says to drive her around and show her the ropes.

Repo Chick: So where are they?

Arizona Gray: What?

Repo Chick: The ropes.

[last lines]

Repo Chick: Hey, Gray.

Arizona Gray: Hmm?

Repo Chick: Do you ever experience the feeling that you might just be a tiny little simulacrum or an avatar created by a mad scientist as part of a tabletop experiment?

Arizona Gray: Sure, I have that feeling from time to time.

Repo Chick: And does that make a difference to you in your actions?

Arizona Gray: Wouldn't have it any other way. Ah, here comes the bus.

Repo Chick: Check!