Rat 2 Quotes in The Secret of NIMH (1982)

Mrs. Brisby: You're in great danger. NIMH is coming!

Jenner: [quickly] Come come, let's return to the rosebush...

Mrs. Brisby: NIMH is coming!

Rat 1: NIMH!

Mrs. Brisby: In the morning!

Rat 2: NIMH!

Mrs. Brisby: Yes. You will all die unless you leave the farm tonight.

Jenner: Lies!

Mrs. Brisby: Please! You must believe me!

Rat 1: What if it's true?

Rat 2: We'll all be killed!

Rat 3: Don't panic!

Jenner: Don't listen! She's hysterical!

Mrs. Brisby: Get out now... Auughhh!

[With a vicious backhand, Jenner sends Mrs. Brisby flying. He shucks his cape and draws his sword]

Jenner: You get out! I've had enough!

Dr. John Dolittle: You know how to do CPR?

Rat #2: CPR? I can't even spell it!

[after performing CPR on a rat, the rat farts]

Dr. John Dolittle: He just had gas

Rat #2: Whoa! you're telling me!

Tiger: [atop an observatory] ... And now, on the day I end it all, I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady my rhinestone collar and my wet-dry shaver. I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing. It's too late for you, Jack. You're a short...

[John's Range-Rover pulls up at the main entrance, far below. With John are Lucky and both of the Rats]

Tiger: ... Hey, get out of there! You're in my landing space!

Rat #2: [from the Range-Rover] See if you land on your feet, Road-Kill.

Lucky: [following John up to confront the tiger] ... Coming right up - one order of man, side of dog.

Tiger: Good-bye, cruel world. Oh no, I just remembered. I wanted to leave the whip to the baboon. One of the few animals which enjoy that kind of thing.

Dr. John Dolittle: [attempts to talk the tiger out of jumping from the observatory] Hey, whoa. Take it easy now... Remember that song "Eye of the Tiger," from ROCKY 3? When Rocky was fighting Mr. T, couldn't beat him - then Apollo Creed played "Eye of the Tiger" for him. Rocky beat the snot out of Mr. T because of "Eye of the Tiger." Because that song moved Rocky inside...

[He sings the song, way out of tune, to demonstrate]

Dr. John Dolittle: ... Not Eye of the Moose, not Eye of the Bull, Eye of the TIGER.

Tiger: That's it. I'm jumping.

Dr. John Dolittle: Listen, I'm a doctor. Maybe I can help you. If I can't, then you can eat me AND Lucky.

Lucky: Or just him.

Tiger: All right. I just hope you're a better doctor than you are a singer.

Lucky: Good job, Doc. Although, seeing a tiger jump 5 stories would have been really cool.

Tiger: I heard that.

Rat #1: [John has just arrived at the home of his old friend, Sam Litvack, for a CAT scan] ... What's your problem?

Rat #2: Your face.

Rat #1: I'll hit you so hard, you'll see 10 more of me.

Rat #2: It already SMELLS like 10 more of you. So just bring it on, cheese-eater... Hey, you gerbil!

Rat #1: [They both notice John staring at them for the first time] ... What are YOU looking at?

Dr. John Dolittle: I'm just looking at a couple of greasy rats fighting over some garbage.

Rat #2: Come HERE and say that, you 4-eyed bubble-headed doofus biped! I'll get bubonic on your ass!

Dr. John Dolittle: What if I take that light bulb there, and put it between your little rat butt cheeks, and make a little rodent lamp out of you?

[notices that Sam Litvack has joined him]

Dr. John Dolittle: ... I'm sorry, Sam; how are you?

[last lines]

Lucky: I want my own room, with a TV. Basic cable will be fine.

Rat #1: I hate stories with happy endings.

Owl: Yoo-hoo.

Rat #1: What did you say?

Rat #2: I didn't say nothing.

Rat #1: Then who?

Owl: [squawks and takes flight]

Rat #1: Ahhh! Run! Run for your lives! Oh my God! Let's go, buddy.

Rat #2: I don't want to die. I'm too young to die! Hang a left! No, hang a right! Look out for the traffic! Oh, legs, do your thing. Get out of my way!

Rat #1: This circle of life really stinks!

Rat #2: [regarding Rat #1] You got to help him.

Dr. John Dolittle: Oh, really? Why is that?

Rat #2: 'Cause you're the man. You're the man.

Dr. John Dolittle: Oh, I'm the man now. I thought I was the guy the other day that you wanted to get bubonic with.

Rat #1: [Rat 1# and Rat# 2 are being held over a balcony] Hey! you know what rats spell backwards? Star!

Dr. Dolittle: Well, do you know what hot spells backwards?

Rat #1: I don't know. it sounds like

[Rats are dropped]

Rat #1: Tooahhhh!

Dr. Dolittle: Exactly!

Rat #1: [the rats land in dumpster] Do you know what this is?

Rat #2: Yes it is! Diapers!

Rat #1: My Favorite! Chocolate!

Kermit the Frog: If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder, and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire?

Rat #1: We can't do the bookkeeping, all our pens have turned to inkcicles!

Rat #2: Our assets are frozen!

Ebenezer Scrooge: How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?

Rats: [singing] HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun...