Preppy Guy Quotes in That Awkward Moment (2014)

Preppy Guy: I need a drink too. I'll get you a drink too.

Ellie: Honestly what if I enjoy the drink. What happens then?

Preppy Guy: I'd love to hear what you think happens then.

Ellie: I'll tell you what happens then we go play beer pong with your two roommates until I end up back at yours in Murray hill.

Preppy Guy: Yeah, that's right how'd you know that.

Ellie: Yeah then I have to listen to your roommate have sex with Hilary, or Emily or whatever the girl's name is, until we fall asleep. And then a year later we're still playing beer pong in the same bars with your friends except now you feel pressured to get married and have kids because you think that's what I want.

Jason: Then in the summers you drive up to the Hampton to meet his parents wondering the whole ride if they're going to think your pretty enough.

Ellie: Smart.

Jason: Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think you're smart enough.

Ellie: Because no one is and then we have to drink shitty chardonnay.

Jason: At a shitty garden party.

Ellie: And have shitty conversations.

Jason: About shitty people.

Ellie: With his shitty mother.

Jason: Who let's face it doesn't think you're smart enough.

Ellie: Pretty.

Jason: Let's face it, doesn't think you're pretty enough.

Ellie: Because no one is.

Jason: No one ever will be.

Preppy Guy: What's all that shit, I'm just talking about a drink.

Jason: Yeah, but it wasn't just a drink though, was it.

Ellie: It was a marriage proposal.

Preppy Guy: Woah marriage , nah. It was a vodka soda. Alright fuck you guys then.

[preppy guy walks away]

Jason: Drink?

Ellie: Yep.