Paul Vitti Quotes in Analyze That (2002)

[Paul and Jelly have captured the Gunman that had tried to shoot them earlier and have taken him to the roof of a parking garage, four stories above the ground with the Gunman's arms bound]

Paul Vitti: I'm gonna ask you once. Who are you working for?

Rigazzi Gunman: I'm working for your mother.

[Paul punches the Gunman]

Rigazzi Gunman: Fuck you.

Paul Vitti: Fuck me?

Rigazzi Gunman: Yeah.

[Paul and Jelly grab him by the legs and hang him over the side of the building]

Rigazzi Gunman: No! No! No! No! Wait! Wait! Stop! Wait! Wait!

Paul Vitti: Who are you working for?

Rigazzi Gunman: Get me up! Stop! Get me up!

Paul Vitti: [to Jelly] Drop him.

Rigazzi Gunman: I... I'm working for Lou "The Wrench" Rigazzi!

Paul Vitti: Wrench?

Rigazzi Gunman: Yeah! The Wrench!

Paul Vitti: How do you spell his name?

Rigazzi Gunman: How do I spell his... R-I-C-A-C-C...

Paul Vitti: Can't even spell his fuckin name right, ya fuckin moron.

[to Jelly]

Paul Vitti: Now pull him up.

[Jelly instead drops the Gunman, and the Gunman plunges three stories down and lands heavily in a dumpster full of garbage]

Paul Vitti: What's the... What's the matter with you?

Jelly: You said drop him.

Paul Vitti: I said pull him back up.

Jelly: Hey, that ain't what I heard.

Paul Vitti: Then you heard what you wanted to hear.

Jelly: [Grins] I guess you got me there.

Dr. Ben Sobel: Lou the Wrench? Why the Wrench?

Paul Vitti: He twisted some guy's head off.

Dr. Ben Sobel: OFF?

Paul Vitti: [at Ben's father's wake] Hey, who do I have to fuck to get some bacon around here?

[a woman gasps]

Paul Vitti: Not you I hope!

Dr. Ben Sobel: I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long.

Paul Vitti: Yeah, that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row, a fuckin' home-cooked meal. "Oh, tuna casserole!"

[while working as an auto dealer]

Paul Vitti: Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there.

Dr. Ben Sobel: [Ben Sobel asks Paul to describe a picture of a father walking in saying good night to his wife and son lying in bed] OK, Paul. I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what is happening.

Paul Vitti: This is a picture of a guy who is a nice hard-working fellow and comes home to find his wife is in bed with a midget who she has been fucking while he has been out of town.

Dr. Ben Sobel: So she has been having intercourse?

Paul Vitti: Yep. With a midget!

Dr. Ben Sobel: I was at a funeral.

Paul Vitti: What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail? You're my Doctor!

Dr. Ben Sobel: My father died.

Paul Vitti: So. With you it is always me, me, me, me, me, me. He's dead. So get over it.

[after Paul opens the bedroom door]

Dr. Ben Sobel: I have a 17-year-old son.

Paul Vitti: I'll ask her.

Dr. Ben Sobel: We don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex.

Paul Vitti: If you're quiet, you could do it without even waking your wife.

Dr. Ben Sobel: The girl has got to go.

Paul Vitti: You know, Doc, I think you might be jealous.

Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh and what exactly might I be jealous of?

Paul Vitti: I don't know, I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room.

Dr. Ben Sobel: We just don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex!

Paul Vitti: If you're quiet enough, you can do it without waking your wife.

Eddie DeVol: [Paul and Jelly go to Patti LoPresti's house, Eddie Devol opens door] Yeah what?

Paul Vitti: "Yeah what?"? Is that how you answer the door? "Yeah what?"?

Eddie DeVol: You got a problem with that?

Paul Vitti: [punches Eddie, enters house] Yeah what?

Jelly: [points gun at Eddie who is lying on floor] Don't bother getting up on our account.

Paul Vitti: [as they drive away from SingSing, Paul is acting psycotic, as soon as SingSing's out of view Paul acts normal] You fuckin' piece of shit! I call to say someone's trying to kill me and you fuckin' hang up on me?

Dr. Ben Sobel: I knew it, I knew it! You lied!

Paul Vitti: What was with you stickin' me with that fuckin' needle?

Dr. Ben Sobel: You lied! You used me to get you out of prison!

Paul Vitti: Took you long enough! I've been singing "West Side Story" songs for three fuckin' days, I'm half a fag already!

Paul Vitti: [Eating sushi in a Japanese restaurant] They got any real food around here? This is like eatin' fuckin' bait!

Paul Vitti: [to Ben] Hey, listen. Listen, I'm gonna send you after people I don't like.

[He giggles]

Paul Vitti: Give 'em a little psychology; then beat 'em up.

Lou Rigazzi: You wanna back a winner? Which is gonna be me, okay? It only makes sense, so you come work for me. I'll treat you right.

Paul Vitti: No, thanks.

Lou Rigazzi: [laughs darkly] So much for sleepin' better.

Lou Rigazzi: [He pats Paul's face in a condescending manner] You be careful.

Paul Vitti: Sorry to hear about Carmine. He was a good man.

Patti LoPresti: Yeah, I know. You live with someone for 21 year. Then one day they're pulling his torso out of the river. It;s hard.

Paul Vitti: Yeah, I'll bet - especially since the talk is that you were the one that put him there.

Patti LoPresti: That's why I try not to gossip, Paul. It's ugly.

Raoul Berman: [Clearly nervous and apologetic when he finds the woman he has been putting down is Patti LoPresti] And if there is anything at all I can do...

Patti LoPresti: [Nastily] Go fuck yourself!

Raoul Berman: Immediately... immediately.

[He hurriedly leaves]

Paul Vitti: He's from the theater.

Eddie DeVol: How's it goin' Paulie?

Paul Vitti: It's goin' all right.

Eddie DeVol: You know my guys - Enormous Bobby and Al Pacino?

Paul Vitti: Al Pacino... that's your name?

Al Pacino: No, they call me that because I look like Al Pacino.

Paul Vitti: Oh?

Al Pacino: The actor.

Paul Vitti: Anybody ever call you Carol Burnett?

Al Pacino: Why?

Paul Vitti: Because you look as much like Carol Burnett as you do Al Pacino.

Patti LoPresti: So, you look good! What? Have you been workin' out?

Paul Vitti: Yeah, I been workin' out who's been tryin' to kill me. You got any ideas about that?

Patti LoPresti: It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and you know nobody will be safe unless we end this thing with the Rigazzis.

Raoul Berman: [after angering Patti LoPresti] Tell me, was she angry? Am I in any danger?

Paul Vitti: No, you're fine. But you might want to have somebody else start your car the next couple of weeks.

Raoul Berman: I'll have Brian do it, he's new.

Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you know what you said about not flipping out?

Paul Vitti: Yeah.

Dr. Ben Sobel: Sorry.

[freaks out]

Dr. Ben Sobel: I know what you're doing Paul. You're just upset that I have custody of you, so you passive-aggressively arranged for me to look like a fool.

Paul Vitti: Oh come on. You were great! You were great!

Dr. Ben Sobel: Second take, I thought, was a little better than the first. Jelly wasn't giving me much, honestly. so I j... Screw you, Paul.

[last lines]

Paul Vitti: Hey, doc.

[singing]

Paul Vitti: There's a place for us.

Dr. Ben Sobel: A time and place for us.

Jelly: Hold my hand and we're halfway there.

Dr. Ben Sobel, Paul Vitti, Jelly: Hold my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow, someday, somewhere!

Paul Vitti: Hey doc, what is it with your folks? They tend to over react a little.

Dr. Ben Sobel: I know, I don't get it either, I mean all you did was flash everyone in the dining room.

Paul Vitti: Yeah, I know that. But wouldn't it do them good to get a bit of the old saussiche now and then?

Female customer: You cannot talk to customers like that.

Paul Vitti: You're not customers as far as I'm concerned! You want to buy the car or not?

Male customer: Not from you. I want to see the manager.

Paul Vitti: You want to see the manager?

[Gesturing to his groin]

Paul Vitti: Here's the manager!