Nelson Hibbert Quotes in The Wrong Guy (1997)

Nelson Hibbert: My name is Jones... Enema Bag Jones.

Creepy Guy: Know how many assassins it took to kill JFK?

Nelson Hibbert: One?

Creepy Guy: Nope. There were no gunmen at all. His head just did that. I call it the "No Bullet theory."

The Killer: You're awake?

Nelson Hibbert: Yeah, for a while now.

The Killer: I've been carrying you!

Nelson Hibbert: I thought you wanted to.

Nelson Hibbert: It's these damn eyes- they're too sensitive to chemicals and... filthy towels.

Nelson Hibbert: [Being dragged out the door] Alright, I'll leave! But I will leave here of my own free will!

Nelson Hibbert: What kind of a man has a favorite daughter?

Mr. Nagel: Now, moving along...

Nelson Hibbert: And if you do have a favorite then you should label them! Favorite and not favorite!

Nelson Hibbert: Something happened to me back there with that gun pointed to my head. I had... um... I had a uh...

Lynn Holden: An epiphany?

Nelson Hibbert: No, no. It was more like a realization but on a grand scale...

Lynn Holden: An epiphany!

Nelson Hibbert: No, it had like religious proportions to it...

Lynn Holden: You're describing an epiphany...

Nelson Hibbert: But whatever it was, it made me realize how shallow my life has been...

The Killer: [holding Nelson hostage while talking to police] All right, here's what I want: a million dollars in cash, safe passage across the border...

Nelson Hibbert: ...And a helicopter.

The Killer: And a helicopter! Wait!

[to Nelson]

The Killer: Why?

Nelson Hibbert: I always wanted to ride in a helicopter.

Det. Arlen: Your helicopter is on it's way.

The Killer: I don't want a helicopter!