Mrs. Vicki Sims Quotes in The North Avenue Irregulars (1979)

[Everybody has just spotted Rev. Hill returning to church with only his britches missing]

Bette Sims: How come he doesn't have any pants on?

Mrs. Vicki Sims: Well, we - we don't know why, we - we don't question why.

Bette Sims: Why don't we? We're all suppose to pretend he has pants on, when he doesn't?

Mrs. Vicki Sims: [sappy-like] Mm-hmm, Yes.

Mrs. Rose Rafferty: Did you have to wear that? We look like the Bobbsey Twins.

Mrs. Vicki Sims: [spotting Cleo in the same outfit as them] Or triplets.

Mrs. Rose Rafferty: Delaney told me it was a blank tape...

Mrs. Vicki Sims: Mrs. Rafferty, we're fortunate we're not dead. After all, we don't even look like the Andrews Sisters.

Mrs. Rose Rafferty: [pointing to the inside of her trench coat] I got a tape recorder.

Mrs. Vicki Sims: Is it on?

Mrs. Rose Rafferty: No.

Mrs. Vicki Sims: Why don't you put it on, so that it'll be running when we make the bet.

Mrs. Rose Rafferty: Good idea.

[reaches in and try to turn the "record" button on, but accidentally pushes a different one, which makes it give off a rewinding sound, which brings attention to the Food-Stand Operator]

Mrs. Vicki Sims: Not that way. That's reverse.