Monsieur Beaucaire Quotes in Monsieur Beaucaire (1946)

King Louis XV: [to le Chandre, referring to his mistress, Madame Pompadour] Should I chance to find her, I'm afraid I shall have your head...

[to Beaucaire]

King Louis XV: ... and yours too!

Monsieur Beaucaire: Naturally! Two heads are better than one!

Monsieur Beaucaire: [Referring to the guillotine] What a way to die!

Count D'Armand: Be brave my friend. You wanted to go anyway.

Monsieur Beaucaire: But like a man, not like a salami!

Count D'Armand: Go on! Help him!

Monsieur Beaucaire: Who me?

Count D'Armand: Yes, you! You're a man. You've got blood in your veins.

Monsieur Beaucaire: I wanna keep it there. It's the squirty kind.

Mimi: Oh, you're so right. One look is enough.

Monsieur Beaucaire: That regal forehead runs in the family.

Mimi: The Hapsburg chin!

Monsieur Beaucaire: Got that from my mother.

Mimi: The Bourbon nose!

Monsieur Beaucaire: Got that from my father, drank like a fish!

Mimi: Those dark, flashing eyes - that soft lustrous hair!

Monsieur Beaucaire: You should see it after a rinse!

Count D'Armand: If you leave, you'll be cut in bits!

Monsieur Beaucaire: If I stay, bigger chunks!