Mike Beardsley Quotes in Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)

Family Doctor: [Helen is pregnant, but Mike doesn't know] How's your mother?

Mike Beardsley: You mean my stepmother. Oh, she's fine, I guess.

Family Doctor: No morning sickness?

Mike Beardsley: No, doc, I feel fine.

Family Doctor: Not you, your mother!

Mike Beardsley: Well, why should she have mor - ? Morning sickness!

[rolls his eyes in disbelief]

Family Doctor: We need a sample of your blood.

Mike Beardsley: Take it all!

Frank Beardsley: We've decided to use our company manners. Helen, the boys have something to say to you.

Greg Beardsley: Mrs. North, I apologize for putting all that gin in your drink.

Helen North: Ooh, *that's* what did it.

Rusty Beardsley: And I apologize for all that vodka.

Mike Beardsley: And I apologize for the scotch.

Helen North: Scotch, vodka, and - ?

Frank Beardsley: Helen, you've been the victim of an alcoholic Pearl Harbor. It's amazing you survived at all.

Mike Beardsley: [confronting Helen about her pregnancy] You knew about it Christmas Day, didn't you?

Helen North: Yes.

Mike Beardsley: And you still let Dad ship out. Why?

Helen North: He wanted so much to go. Two people can't live with an ocean between them for the rest of their lives.

Mike Beardsley: Do you really want this baby?

Helen North: Very much. You see, he won't have to worry whether he's a Beardsley or a North.

[Mike nods his head in understanding]