Michael Cromwell Quotes in Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)

Mimi-Siku: [after being out on the windows with Michael] Baboon scared?

Michael Cromwell: Yes, Baboon scared. Baboon not know he could *be* so scared. Baboon's pants a little damp.

[Richard, Michael and Mimi exit Jovanovic's office]

Michael Cromwell: Richard, are you out of your mind? Now we're laundering money for the Russian mafia?

Richard Kempster: Yes, we are, and we'll iron it for them too.

Michael Cromwell: Do you mean to tell me that you are walking around New York City with A MILLION DOLLARS IN A SUITCASE?

[Michael and Richard are aguing about being a parent, while Richard tries to get Karen out of her room]

Richard Kempster: Oh, what? Are you suddenly Dr Spock here? You've been a father for three days. And you're giving me lessons? Well, that's good.

Michael Cromwell: You sound like an idiot.

Richard Kempster: I'm a parent! Therefore, I'm an idiot! I have spent every day for the last 12 years worrying about my kids. About their safety, about their happiness, about their crooked teeth.

Dr. Patricia Cromwell: His name's Mimi-Siku. Roughly translated, it means "cat piss".

Michael Cromwell: He *chose* the name "cat piss"?

Dr. Patricia Cromwell: He was six years old at the time! It's a territorial thing.

Michael Cromwell: [showing Mimi how to use the toilet] Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.

Michael Cromwell: I should probably take some pictures of Mimi.

Richard Kempster: I can never have enough pictures of my kids. I have like, four hundred albums. I never look at them, but they exist... it's good, you know?

[after Michael and Mimi depart from a taxi cab]

Michael Cromwell: We're meeting this guy at a fish stall?

Richard Kempster: No, no. He is ABOVE a fish stall.

Michael Cromwell: Much better!

Mimi-Siku: In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.

Michael Cromwell: In New York, New York, we eat with forks.

Mimi-Siku: [after Mimi-Siku suggests they eat Coco the cat] Cat's job feed people.

Michael Cromwell: No, not here. Here, cat's job is to sleep, lick crotch.

Michael Cromwell: [offered bat bladder in Lipo Lipo] Bat bladder? Holy kaopectate; I don't think so.

Mimi-Siku: [pointing to toucan in flight] A hoko!

Michael Cromwell: Hoko. Hoko, bird. Bird that can't sing: Hoko Ono.

Michael Cromwell: [sees Lipo Lipo for the first time]

Michael Cromwell: Oh my God. She left me for Gilligan's Island.

Michael Cromwell: What do you call this place again? The Surface of the Sun!

Michael Cromwell: [throws piraña] Cut. Infection. DEAD!