Maudey Quotes in Unconditional Love (2002)

Maudey: Nobody messes with a dwarf in a red raincoat.

Maudey: Is this rudeness deliberate, or are you just lacking in social skills?

Maudey: [to someone who's staring at her] Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer.

Maudey: Welcome to Chicago, Dirk. You naughty confused boy.

Grace Beasley: Maudey, we need your advice.

Maudey: Follow your heart. Don't let other people's definition of normal cramp your love life. Love a young, gay, tall British man if that's what you want.