Masseuse Quotes in Youth (2015)

Fred Ballinger: You understand everything with your hands, don't you?

Masseuse: We can understand all sorts of things by touching. Who knows why people are so afraid of touching?

Fred Ballinger: Maybe it's because they think it has something to do with pleasure.

Masseuse: That's just another good reason for touching instead of talking.

Fred Ballinger: Don't you like to talk?

Masseuse: I never have anything to say.

Masseuse: [sees 5 dollar bill in Donny's towel] What's this, sir?

Donny: Oh, that's just a little, eheh, tip if you give me a full package.

Masseuse: Oh, okay. That's a 150 dollar additional charge.

Donny: Heh, you're talkin' to the wrong guy. That's a little out of my price range.

Masseuse: It includes scalp treatment, reflexology...

Donny: How much is it to tickle my pickle? To yank my crank? To give me a ho-jo to go? Sweetheart, I'm not asking for a finger up the ass. I just want you to just jerk it a little bit.

Todd: Donny! This isn't a brothel.

Jeremy: You've got wonderful breasts.

Masseuse: Don't you mean "tits"?

Jeremy: Are they both the same size, or is one bigger than the other?

Masseuse: I don't know. D'you want to weigh them?

Jeremy: [waitress pops champagne cork] Is that a proposition?

Masseuse: No, it's a threat... Are you rich?

Jeremy: [messily eating fried chicken] Life is for enjoying.

Masseuse: What about family? Have you got any brothers or sisters?

Jeremy: I try not to remember.

Masseuse: You're sexually frustrated, aren't you?

Jeremy: [chortles and snickers]

Masseuse: What's funny?

Jeremy: Are you a feminist?

Masseuse: No.

Jeremy: Do you like fucking?

Masseuse: Do you like wanking?

Jeremy: Not on my own, no.

Jeremy: [licks his fingers]

Buck Loner: What's that?

Masseuse: Swedish massage.

[She tries a whip, slapping her hand with it]

Buck Loner: What do you... do with it.

Masseuse: I beat you with it.

[She slaps her hand again]

Buck Loner: Does it... hurt?

Masseuse: You bet your ass.

Buck Loner: Something's wrong here, someplace...

Masseuse: You can't get cock-eyed every night and expect this to be a pleasure.

Masseuse: You must relax, Miss Drake.

Masseuse: You really must relax, Miss Drake.