Mark Watson Quotes in Soul Man (1986)

Mark Watson: What's happening, brother? Get down, get down. Looking good, mamma, looking good. Well, I gots to be going now!

Mark Watson: Mom! Dad! There's something I have to tell you... I'm black.

Mark Watson: She told me they have support for people whose parents are poor, but not for those whose parents are assholes.

Mark Watson: I got the money, Brad.

Brad Small: Oh? How?

Mark Watson: Where there's a will, there's a way...

Brad Small: Yeah? And what's your way?

Mark Watson: It's a SECRET way.

Gordon Bloomfeld: A secret way...

Brad Small: Well thats great Mark-o, but just in case your "secret way" falls through, feel free to look me up! Thanks for the cocktail Gordon...

Mark Watson: You didn't believe me, do ya? You don't believe me! Well the joke's on you sucker, because I'm going to Harvard and DON'T CALL ME A LIAR! That asshole thinks I'm lying!

Gordon Bloomfeld: Mark! You ARE lying...

Professor Banks: I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail?

Mark Watson: Yes.

Professor Banks: Next time you get arrested, use it to call me. I'll bring you your books. You can study in jail.

Mark Watson: With all due respect, sir, I just spent 18 hours locked in a jail cell, on no formal charges, getting pulverized by drunken bigots!