Male Pigeon Quotes in Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Male Pigeon Quotes:
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Dr. John Dolittle: [John is acting as a marriage counsellor to a couple of pigeons] ... It's not something you should be ashamed of. It happens to most men occasionally. You're probably under a lot of pressure.
Female Pigeon: He's not under pressure. He's not atracted to me, because I'm just a pigeon. He's a self-hating pigeon... As him what he does all day... He sits in a tree by himself - because he's too good to eat with the rest of us, when the old people feed us in the park. And the way he stares at a robin's breasts, it's enough to make you sick.
Male Pigeon: I happen to be attracted to orange breasts.
Female Pigeon: [to her husband] You're not a robin, or a dove, or a hawk. You're a pigeon, and I'm a pigeon...
Male Pigeon: [to John] She sits on the nest all day and gets crazy.
Female Pigeon: ...With three eggs, and they're gonna be pigeons, too.
[flies off]
Male Pigeon: [to John] May I ask you something? If I turn THIS way, don't I look a LITTLE like a blue jay?
-- Male Pigeon
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Characters on Doctor Dolittle (1998)
- Dr. John Dolittle
- French Monkey
- Dr. Sam Litvack
- Dr. Mark Weller
- Lisa Dolittle
- Maya Dolittle
- Squirrel #1
- Squirrel #2
- Archer Dolittle
- Possum
- Blaine Hammersmith
- Bettleheim the Cat
- Female Pigeon
- Compulsive Dog
- Astigmatic Police Horse
- Baby Gator
- German Shepherd
- Pound Dog
- Dr. Fish
- 5-Year-Old John Dolittle
- Charisse Dolittle