Lulu Quotes in Bananas in Pyjamas: The Movie (2008)

Lulu: [reading newspaper] Hmm... this could be interesting. Hang on. Whoops!

[giggles]

Lulu: . I didn't know about that.

[Amy comes down the stairs]

Amy: Lulu, have you seen Morgan?

Lulu: Huh? What do you mean?

Amy: I haven't seen him in his room recently.

Lulu: [gasps]

Amy: And, maybe he must have gone somewhere, far away.

Lulu: Oh, don't be silly, Amy!

Amy: I'm not silly!

Lulu: Oops. Sorry.

Lulu: Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.

Samantha: Tacky.

Lulu: Oh, the Indian is hot. I go for exotic types, especially when they're half-naked.

Samantha: Lulu!

Lulu: You tell him I'll make up for all the indignities they suffered in "Roots."

Samantha: Merde!

Lulu: What?

Samantha: I dropped my contact lens in the lasagna!

[checking her eyes]

Samantha: Was it mustard or relish? It was mustard. Lulu, be a darling, stick your finger in there and see if you can find it.

Lulu: Be original, leave it in. Call it lasagna crunch!

Lulu: Sam, i'm sorry to bother you. I am making this call under extreme duress. I laugh, I cry, I go on welfare. I am an unmarried, unemployed woman.

April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.

Ling Ling: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.

Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.

Ling Ling: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.

Jessica (Clive): I had my period, OK!

April: Ok, let's make a list of all the people that hate Jessica.

Lulu: You know what would be a shorter list? All the people that don't hate Jessica.

Jessica: You bitch!

Lulu: Minimum wage for a maximum loser!

Eden: It's a latin based form of witchcraft. It originated in Africa and eventually made it's way to Cuba and Brazil.

Lulu: Bianca!

Jessica (Clive): I knew it.

Eden: Most of its rituals involve a chicken.

Hildenburg: That sounds delicious.

[everyone looks at her]

Hildenburg: Uh, I mean interesting.

Lulu: Will I find anything in that ice box of yours?

Pat: Yeah, cobwebs and a bottle of gin.

Lulu: Take me to a world where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

TV interviewer: Why do you come to these nights?

Lulu: I'd like to answer that one if I may.

Nina: Sure.

Lulu: To get absolutely trashed.

Koop: [on the phone] Are your legs open you filthy little harlot?

Lulu: Is that you Koop?

Koop: Oh fuck, shit, sorry Lulu. Yeah, is Nina there please? Sorry

[mouths]

Koop: Fucking wanker.

Lulu: Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally retarded, egotistical pricks who fuck with your head. They try to control you and make you feel like the whore of Babylon if you wear a mini skirt. I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, not because men find it more attractive. I'm fine being single. I am! Peachy fuckin' creamy.

Jip: [narrating] This is Lulu. She's a full on club minx. Major head banger. We've known each other for years. Some people find her very intimidating. It's purely social camouflage. Recently we became dropping partners. And that is how I got to know the real Lulu. She's a pussycat.

Lulu: Write a song, Tyler. I don't care. Good luck with your life 'cause you're gonna fucking need it.

Jacques: Do you know the story of the Frenchman and the farmer's daughter?

Lulu: I know it.

Jacques: I am the Frenchman.

Lulu: You are not.

Jacques: How do you know?

Lulu: I am the farmer's daughter.

Lulu: They've opened the window! What does it mean?

Jacques: The Queen is warm.

Lulu: The champagne.

Jacques: No, it's him!

Lulu: She is in her room and he is in his.

Jacques: Yes, sad, isn't it.

Lulu: When we get married, let's be common and only have one room between us.

Jacques: Why even one room between us?

Stan: No, you see, everybody thought I was dead. Didn't they?

Oliver: Um, hmm.

Lulu: How did you find out you weren't?

Dr. Ludwig Schön: The whole town is talking about us. I'm jeopardizing my position. Don't you see that we must put an end to this?

Lulu: You'll have to kill me to get rid of me.

Lulu: [referring to the Egyptian] He's acting like he wants to buy me.

Marquis Casti-Piani: I need money badly and you have none to give me... The Egyptian will give me 50 more pounds than the German police... You're in luck.

Lulu: MONEY! All they want is money!

Lulu: Smoking is forbidden here.

Dr. Ludwig Schön: I'm getting married!

Lulu: You won't kiss me just because you're getting married?

Lulu: Alwa is my best friend, the only one who wants nothing from me. ma

Lulu: I won't be sold. That's worse than prison.

Lulu: [to the lesbian in love with her, the Countess Augusta Geschwitz] You're the only one who can save me! Rodrigo is madly in love with you! Throw yourself at him. He'll do anything for you.

Peaches: The go-go happens to be a highly respected classical art form. It is interpretive dance in rock 'n' roll format...

Lulu: In bikinis.

Wes: Ethel, are you sure you're not tired?

Ethel: No, Ren did most of the driving.

Amy: [dreamily] If you ask me, Ren is a total fox.

Lulu: [shocked] Amy!

Wes: Where did you hear that? Ethel, do you see how television and those kinds of books influence children? You see?

Wes: Seems that a bunch of kids was raising some hell over at Burlington Cranton's property a few days back. Tore up the fields, turned over a tractor and everything. Today someone suggested to me there's been some trouble up at the high school. I think it was drugs. You don't happen to know anything about that, do you.

Ren: [Quietly] No.

Wes: What was that? I can't hear you.

Amy: He said no.

Lulu: Amy.

Ren: I said no, sir.

Wes: It seems that a lot of people are pointing the finger in your direction lately.

Ren: And what have they said?

Wes: What I have been telling you about the trouble and the drugs and... It just seems like you've had a lot of problems since you moved here. And I figured...

Ren: You figured where there's smoke there's fire, right?

Wes: Usually works like that. Now look Ren, you know that I would never try to take the place of your father.

Ren: Yeah well, there's no chance of that!

[Gets up and leaves the house]

Lulu: Ren!

Sarah: [Running over to the window] Uh oh, he's taking the car.

Shae: From now on, I'm only eating Captain Crunch.

Lulu: Four bowls a day and you've got a well-balanced diet.

Shae: Doesn't make me feel better.

Lulu: What?

Shae: What we did to those guys.

Lulu: Those pigs? You kidding? They deserved it.

Shae: Maybe but it doesn't make me feel any better - it kinda seemed like you enjoyed it.

Lulu: Men are all the same; the only thing that stops them from acting like pigs is that they're cowards and they're afraid of being caught.

Lulu: Did something happen to you? Like when you were a kid or something?

Lulu: I'm sorry baby. You understand, don't you? You're not mad at me, are you? I did it for us. Come on, baby, don't be mad. I did it to protect you. You believe me right?

Lulu: Do you guys live here together?

Eric: Just me and Duncan.

Lulu: You two lovers?

Eric: No, we have separate bedrooms. Would you like to see them?

Lulu: Maybe after you open this beer.

Lulú: I never meant to get into incest.

Lulu: Laura I don't like pink.

Laura: Lulu it likes you.

Marie: And what do you do?

Lulu: Can't you tell I'm a hooker?

Marie: You don't say! I guess men must really look you over.

Lulu: That's what hookers are for.

Lulu: What's your name?

Marie: Marie.

Lulu: Mine's Lucie. But that's no name for a hooker, so I go by Lulu.

Marie: How much do you make a day?

Lulu: Depends on the customer. I look, then I decide. Krauts pay through the nose. I can't help it.

Marie: Some of them are handsome.

Lulu: True. But it's a matter of principle.

Marie: Is it true that some like to whip you?

Lulu: No more than the French. Men have always treated us like horses.

Marie: I had a friend... She was taken away. A jew.

Lulu: At least that can't happen to me. We're Normans. Nothing but hicks.

Marie: [laughs] Me too.

Marie: I'm not just a housewife.

Lulu: No offense, but you look like one.

Marie: Maybe, but I'm not what I seem to be. I even do things that are against the law.

Lulu: Like what, baby face?

Lulu: Who are you?

Bob: I'm the Census taker.

Lulu: Oh, I lost my senses long ago.

Bob: Here's to you 66.

Lulu: Right back at you, 99.

Bob: Listen, Foolish, are you happy?

Lulu: At times.

Bob: What times?

Lulu: What times when I'm with you. Then, I'm not only happy, I'm sappy.

Lulu: I was a fool! I was crazy!

Bob: Lulu, you've got to come back.

Lulu: What for? To see you make love to your wife?

Lulu: I know what I'm saying! You're poison to me! Poison! I'm sorry I ever met you! But, I'm not old! You're not the only man in the world! I don't have to stop living! Not for you! Not for anybody!

Holland: You've been working for Grover and you've had a chance to find out things. What did you dig up? Come on?

Lulu: Do I get a bonus?

Holland: A bonus? You get a bonus, a raise and a kiss.

Lulu: Well, while peeking through the keyhole, I found out that Mr. Grover takes his coffee black, listens in on Amos and Andy, and he wears pink suspenders.

Holland: Come on, get off the comic page. Where did he dig up that kid?

Lulu: Oh, he told me under a cabbage leaf.

Holland: Ah, what a chance you passed up. You'll never make a newspaper woman.

Lulu: Am I fired?

Holland: No, I still think you'll make a newspaper man.

Lulu: Who was them ladies I seen you with last night?

Holland: Them was no ladies. Them was... no ladies. When you can't have one, you go for all of them. It don't mean anything. You're different. I'd do anything in the world for you.

Lulu: I've never been to a Convention and I'd like to see what they're like. And then I thought you might like to have a few paragraphs on the woman's angle.

Holland: Well, here's a paragraph on the man's angle. How 'bout giving in?

Lulu: Proposition or proposal?

Holland: With this ring, I do thee wed.

Lulu: I'm not the marrying sort.

Stanley Webber: How would you like to go away with me?

Lulu: What?

Stanley Webber: How would you like to go away with me?

Lulu: Where would we go?

Stanley Webber: Nowhere...

Lulu: Well that's a charming proposal.

Stanley Webber: There's nowhere to go, so we could just go, it wouldn't matter.

Lulu: We might as well stay here.