Lt. Magee Quotes in Soldier in the Rain (1963)

Slaughter: [On the phone, impersonating a doctor, a fictitious "Major Clawmute"] Is that all you'll be needing, Lieutenant?

Lt. Magee: Ah, as long as I've got you on the phone, there *is* one thing...

Slaughter: What's the poop, Lieutenant?

Lt. Magee: There's something on my big toe... It looks like a corn, but it's too small to be a corn.

Slaughter: Oh, yes, we call those "semi-corns." Hah! Pesky little things, aren't they?

Lt. Magee: Uh, anything I can do for it?

Slaughter: I suggest you just soak your feet in sauerkraut juice.

Lt. Magee: [Baffled] "Sauerkraut juice"?

Slaughter: [Grinning impishly] Morning and night. You get a small tub, and you fill it with sauerkraut juice, and you stand in it.

Lt. Magee: You *did* say "sauerkraut juice"?

Slaughter: Room temperature!

Lt. Magee: Check! Thank you, Major!

Slaughter: Thank YOU, Lieutenant.