Lisa Provolone Quotes in Oscar (1991)

Lisa Provolone: I'm not a little girl anymore! Look!

[opens robe to reveal nightie]

Snaps: Put that away, I'M YOUR FATHER!

Snaps: You're going to marry this bum, just as soon as I get my hands on him.

Lisa Provolone: Oh, Daddy, you changed your mind!

[hugs him]

Snaps: What choice do I have, you tramp.

[hugs her back]

Snaps: And after the wedding, you'll move into a nice ground floor apartment.

Lisa Provolone: Why a ground floor apartment?

Snaps: Because after I break his legs, he's not gonna make it up any steps!

Lisa Provolone: ...I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu!

Snaps: Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room!

Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.

Snaps: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!

Sophia: Look at the example you've set! Filling the house with thugs, goons, and hit men!

Snaps: All right... sometimes I had to bring my work home with me.

Lisa Provolone: ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!

Anthony Rossano: And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?

Lisa Provolone: You always this nasty?

Anthony Rossano: YES! Get used to it!

Lisa Provolone: [gasps] I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!

Anthony Rossano: That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!

Lisa Provolone: Fine!

Anthony Rossano: See you in church!

Lisa Provolone: Hmph!

Snaps: Now this guy's willing to marry you - so be nice.

Lisa Provolone: [whining] But I want Oscar.

Snaps: I want him more than you do. But he's on the lam and Anthony's taking the rap for him.

Lisa Provolone: Thank you very much. Whatever happened to love? Whatever happened to romance?

Snaps: Whatever happened to waiting till the wedding night?