Lisa Belmont Quotes in Dead & Breakfast (2004)

Lisa Belmont: Well, you mind telling me what in the Sam Hill is going on around here?

The Drifter: I don't think you would believe me if I told you.

Lisa Belmont: Friend, after what I've seen tonight you could tell me an evil spirit rose up from the dead and decided to posses the entire town and I would believe you.

[the Drifter and Melody look at each other; Lisa rolls her eyes]

Lisa Belmont: Well, any of you all know how to stop it?

Lisa Belmont: I would love to go with, you all, but I've got to stay here and protect the records. It's my job.