Leslie Marshall Quotes in A Shock to the System (1990)

Graham Marshall: I've never understood why you need a stair *machine* when we have stairs!

Leslie Marshall: Because I have to keep going up, silly! If I had to keep going down, I'd lose the whole aerobic benefit.

Graham Marshall: I didn't get the job, Leslie. The promotion... I didn't get it.

Leslie Marshall: No, of course you got it, Graham. You always get it.

Graham Marshall: I'm sorry. I know what it meant to you.

Leslie Marshall: No, you don't, Graham. I really don't think you do know how much it meant to me!

Graham Marshall: [voice-over] That's when he realized she... was a witch.

Leslie Marshall: I wanted to do a surprise party for your promotion, but the deposit check bounced at Mariela's.

Graham Marshall: The job isn't mine yet, Leslie.

Leslie Marshall: Mariela's the only civilized caterer out here. I said to her, "Mariela, it can't bounce, it's one of the brown ones."

Graham Marshall: The money market? Jesus, Leslie!

Leslie Marshall: Well, for God's sake, it's my account! I said to her, "The green ones bounce - that's my husband's account. My brown ones never bounce."