Larry Gilbert Quotes in The Facts of Life (1960)

Larry Gilbert: ...and she said, "That's not a new stance - "

Kitty Weaver: That's a new husband.

Larry Gilbert: [Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.

Larry Gilbert: Are you sure you're with the right woman?

Man in Motel Room: No buddy, I'm with the wrong woman, but I've been with her for 30 years.

Kitty Weaver: Can't sleep.

Larry Gilbert: Me either.

Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.

Larry Gilbert: Me too.

Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?

Larry Gilbert: Suicide.

Kitty Weaver: Ever do it?

Larry Gilbert: Only late at night.

Larry Gilbert: How old are you?

Kitty Weaver: Five years younger than you. How old are you?

Larry Gilbert: If this wasn't so horrible, it'd be kind of enjoyable.