Lance Valenteen Quotes in Mr. Fix It (2006)

Lance Valenteen: I hope you didn't bring your cell phone. I'm not letting you get off that easy.

Sophia: I never get off easy.

Lance Valenteen: It's time to make her love me like a montage in a bad 80's movie.

Sophia: I like a man who can dance. I like a man who is spontaneious.

Lance Valenteen: Let's go to Paris, right now!

Sophia: I like a man who is romantic.

Lance Valenteen: Should I compare you to a summer day? Nooo, you are more lovely.

Sophia: I like man who dares.

Lance Valenteen: You're falling in love with me, aren't you?

Sophia: And I like a man who is funny.

Lance Valenteen: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rinocerus? El-if-Ri-no.

Sophia: I like a man who sacrifices making a lot of money to persue his dream, a dream which he can reach it and one which he cannot wait to share it with me... and I like a man who is in touch with the child that lives inside and he likes to play childish games and he's not embarrased to play them with me... and i like a man who is willing to take a little faith and i can see his faith in us everytime he looks at me and i can feel it in his touch everytime he careses me. But, most of all, I like a man who knows how to quit when he is ahead.