Ladine Brass Quotes in A Room for Romeo Brass (1999)

Romeo Brass: It went well with you and Morrell last night, eh?

Ladine Brass: No

Romeo Brass: Very romantic

Ladine Brass: For a start right; he's on the dole, he's a weirdo and I just felt sorry for him.

Romeo Brass: You're just being mean now, he really likes you, you know

Ladine Brass: Romeo, you'll understand one day

Romeo Brass: What's that meant to mean?

Ladine Brass: Aw, God Romeo! I'm just not interested, he's just a bloody gizoid alright!

Romeo Brass: Thats a bit of a cheap shot, why the hell did you kiss him?

Ladine Brass: Because I felt sorry for him, You know if Patti Doles asked you to kiss her would ya, no you wouldn't, exactly.

Romeo Brass: No, I wouldn't do it because she stinks of piss, she has long gums and tiny teeth!

Romeo Brass: So it went well with you and Morrell last night...

Ladine Brass: No.

Romeo Brass: Very romantic.

Ladine Brass: For a start, right, he's on the dole, he's a weirdo and I just felt sorry for him.

Ladine Brass: It's not an egg-timer, it's a salt thing.

Ladine Brass: He's a bloody gizzoid, alright.

Romeo Brass: That's a bit of a cheap shot, why the hell did you kiss him?

Ladine Brass: Because I felt sorry for him, god sake, if Patty Dawes asked you to kiss her, would you? No you wouldn't. Exactly!

Romeo Brass: No, I wouldn't because she's stinks of piss, has long gums and tiny teeth.

Morell: They're special flowers them.

Ladine Brass: Are they?

Morell: Yes, you can only pick them in Ireland.

Morell: What if a man came up to you in the street and says to you 'I'd like to spend the rest of my life with you', would you think it was weird?

Ladine Brass: Tell you what, I'll think about it at work and I'll answer you tonight.

Morell: [pointing to his crotch] Fucking tuck into that!

Ladine Brass: You want me to touch it?

Morell: Yeah, I want you to touch it, touch it!