Kool Quotes in Disorderlies (1987)

Nursing Home Owner: [enters from the kitchen; angry tone] Who took the chocolate cakes? Buffy! Kool! Mark!

Buffy: [to himself] Damn!

Kool: [to himself] Shit!

Markie: [to himself] Busted!

Nursing Home Owner: Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?

Kool: [mumbling] I don't know.

Nursing Home Owner: I have had it up to here! This is the fifth time that's happened in a week.

Markie: [Markie, Buffy, and Kool are all pointing at each other saying] It was him.

Nursing Home Owner: Now, if any of you didn't do it, then who had the keys to the refrigerator?

Buffy: Not me.

[suddenly, the keys that one of them have drop to the floor]

Nursing Home Owner: What was that?

Kool: What was what?

Nursing Home Owner: Ah, pick those up!

Kool: [watching a couple of girls skinny dipping] What do you think?

Buffy: Too skinny.

Kool: Too damn skinny. You can see their bones and stuff, they look like bicycles. I want a woman that looks like a Cadillac.

Buffy: I know what you mean.

[Buffy and Kool are in a squad car being driven to a unknown destination by the huge cop and the racist Sgt. Bledsoe]

Buffy: Uh... look mister officer, Sergeant Bledsoe, sir. I want to point out an unfair situation here.

Huge Cop: [turns towards them] Shut your fat ugly face!

[both Buffy and Kool look at each other with dread]

Buffy: Kool, we gotta find a way to get away... now. These guys are gonna kick our asses, man!

Kool: Yeah, while we're gonna be hurt, Albert's gonna be dead!