Jonas Exiler Quotes in Special (2006)

Jonas Exiler: That was exciting. You have a genuine flair for making a scene, don't you, Les?

Jonas Exiler: Well, then we have a problem, don't we?

Les: [as Future Les] These are the men that convince the police that you did something wrong.

Les: Of course.

Jonas Exiler: Les. Earth to Les.

Les: [as Future Les] They designed the drug to build an army of unstoppable assassins. If you won't work for them, they'll try to strip you of your powers, or worse.

Jonas Exiler: [beating Les with a 2x4] You're a worthless piece of shit - SAY IT!

Les: [whack] Ow!

Jonas Exiler: YOU'RE A NOBODY!

Les: I'm a worthless...

Jonas Exiler: [whack] YOU'RE A NOBODY!

Les: Ohh...

Les: [whack] Oh! I'm a nobody.

Jonas Exiler: YOU'RE NOTHING!

Les: [whack] AW!

Les: [whack] Oh!

Jonas Exiler: [whack] YOU'RE NOTHING!

Les: I'm nothing. I'm nothing.

Jonas Exiler: You're a worthless piece of SHIT!

Les: [whack] Yeow! I'm a worthless piece of shit.

Les: [whack] Ow! I'm a worthless piece of shit. Ow.

Les: [whack] Oww! Stop it. Ow.

Jonas Exiler: [as Les sobs from the pain] I swear, if I ever see you again, if I ever hear from you again, you're a dead man, a fucking dead man.