Joe Baker Quotes in Street Law (1995)

Joe Baker: You're screwed, Ryan, you're screwed. You stepped right over the line this time. Well, of course, I knew you would and I always knew I would be there when you did. You're screwed.

John Ryan: Okay, I'm screwed. You're repeating yourself.

Joe Pickins: I guess I'd still be a horse soldier if I hadn't lost my leg.

Joe Baker: In the war?

Joe Pickins: Naw... See, there was this girl in Virginia... and her father caught us... cut it off. Chopped it clean off! With an axe. While I was sleepin'.

Joe Baker: Really?

Joe Pickins: Cross my heart.

Joe Baker: You're lucky it was only your leg.