Jens Quotes in Shipwrecked (1990)

Mary: This is so stupid. I'm the one that should go. Hakon you know the island best and Jens you know everything else.

HÃ¥kon: It's too dangerous.

Mary: I sneaked on board your ship while you were standing guard.

Jens: I believe her.

HÃ¥kon: Have you ever used a gun before.

Mary: I think I can handle myself.

[the crew is playing a trick on HÃ¥kon]

Jens: That's enough.

Bosun: Just like you Jens. Ruin all the fun.

Steine: I remember when the trick was played on you Bosun but your pants were too wet to pull down!

[as they leave a booby-trapped cave]

Jens: It's a miracle you ever got out of there alive.

HÃ¥kon: I nearly didn't.

Alex: [translation] Could you be just a little quieter, please? You're pretty loud.

Jens: What do you mean?

Alex: Could your wear slippers?

Jens: I'm WEARING my sippers.

Alex: I don't want to seem impolite...

Jens: I could stuff your head up your ass, then you won't hear a thing.

Rainer Wenger: So you don't think there could be another dictatorship in Germany?

Jens: No, we are too enlightened now.

Martin: You know what Hans Christian Andersen did? Every time he had masturbated he wrote a little X in his diary

Jens: If I had written down an X every time I had masturbated, there wouldn't be any pencils left in the whole wide world