Jeanette Quotes in Vet hard (2005)

[Flight attendant Jeanette is helping an injured Vuk]

Jeanette: Easy, the ambulance will be here shortly.

[Ambulance falls from the sky, crushing Jeanette and Vuk]

Zoe: All right, Calloway, I need you to go in there and find Simone. I know you can do it little buddy.

[throws golf ball into water]

Jeanette: Uh, you're kidding. Right?

Zoe: If Calloway can't find, him nobody can-...

[ball hits her in head]

Zoe: Uh, ow!

Jeanette: [gasps] Simone!

Zoe: [rubbing her head] Told ya.

Jeanette: Stop it! Stop it! One day on this island and we've become... ANIMALS!

Jeanette: [to her sister] But darling, think of Paris! Lovely, gay Paris! Have you forgotten the sidewalk cafés and how we sipped champagne?

Mewsette: Champagne? That must be what they call catnip in Paris. How nice!

Jeanette: ...the button champignons sautéed in butter with tiny shreds of herbs...

Mewsette: I know what they are - mushrooms! And delicious, too!

Jeanette: And oh, my dear, the Champs-Elysées!

Mewsette: Champs-Elysées? I wonder what they taste like.

Jeanette: I have to go to bed soon. I work in the morning.

Avner: What kind of work do you do?

Jeanette: [taking a long drag on her cigarette] The kind that drives you to drink.

Avner: We must have the same job then.

Jeanette: [Before she is executed by Avner and Steve] Maybe you want to hire me. You know how good I am. No, don't! Such a fucking waste of talent!

Valerie Graves: [Speaking into her phone] Is Andy there?

Jeanette: [Over the phone] What? Who is this? Do you know it's Sunday?

Valerie Graves: No. I thought it was "I fucked your dead daughter's cunt while you watched" day.