Jazar Quotes in Shaft in Africa (1973)

Jazar: How long is your phallus, Mr. Shaft?

Shaft: My what?

Jazar: Your cock?

Shaft: Baby, by now it shrunk down to 20 inches.

Amafi: I wish I could watch you with Shaft. Where will you do it?

Jazar: On the boat. I like the way it rocks you back and forth.

Amafi: Get it on tape. Play it back for me, Friday.

Jazar: That's a delicious idea.

Amafi: If you do it, I'll buy you an emerald.

Jazar: How large an emerald?

Jazar: When did he bathe last?

Wassa: Very soon, now. Five hundred feet of water.

Jazar: Not until I spend the night with him.

Wassa: Look, if anything happens to you, Amafi will kill me!

Jazar: If I don't get to spend the night with this man, I'll tell Amafi you raped me. You know what he'd do to you?

Jazar: If you help me, I'll help you.

Shaft: Your place or mine?

Jazar: Mr. Shaft, I do hope you're not looking for the shower. I like - a natural man.

Shaft: Baby, you're not turning me on. I got too many things on my mind.

Jazar: [Strips] A man who has been in the desert as long as you have? You know, the man who pays my bills, thinks I'm oversexed.

Shaft: And whatever gave him that idea?

Shaft: Baby, this may blow your mind, but, I ain't about to f*ck you. I'm taking you out of here right now, as a hostage.

Jazar: Do it later, please. Please.

Shaft: Move it, baby.

Jazar: You've been recorded.

Shaft: By what network?

Jazar: He asked me to put our love affair on tape.

Shaft: What's his name?

Jazar: If I tell you, will you come to bed?

Jazar: [Shaft takes off his pants] My God!

Shaft: Baby, my nose may not be too prominent. But, I got two of the longest, thickest thumbs.

Jazar: You know something? You are the first man who's ever made love to me the way a man should.

Shaft: Fantastic, baby. Write my Congressman later. Come on, get dressed.

Jazar: What ever you say, John. Oh!

Jazar: [Smoking a big, thick, long cigar in the back seat of a car, next to Amafi, driving through the streets of Paris] Smoke bother you?

Amafi: Where there's smoke, there's fire. Brighten my day.

[Jazar leans down putting her face in Amafi's lap]