Jake Speed Quotes in Jake Speed (1986)

Jake Speed: If all this were about money, I'd be working for the wrong side most of the time.

Jake Speed: I'm the last of the original nice guys!

Margaret Winston: I didn't know you had that!

Jake Speed: That's why they call it a concealed weapon.

Margaret Winston: So, where did you and Des meet?

Jake Speed: Volume One.

Jake Speed: Sometimes you do things the hard way.

Margaret Winston: Why?

Jake Speed: Reads better.

Margaret Winston: Who is Reno Mellon?

Jake Speed: We made it up!

Desmond Floyd: It's Jake's favorite town and my favorite breakfast food.

Margaret Winston: What if you sold me to the wrong guys?

Jake Speed: That would make a piss-poor story, wouldn't it?

Jake Speed: Oh yeah, we go way back. Back to Volume Two.

Jake Speed: Come on, we need a big finish!

Margaret Winston: If you're such a big deal, why haven't they ever made a movie?

Jake Speed: Ever try to deal with those people?

Jake Speed: Heroes don't die.

Sid: You're a Boy Scout, Jake!

Jake Speed: REFRESHING! Isn't it?

Jake Speed: Evil may triumph, Sid, but it'll never conquer.

Jake Speed: If you want something bad enough, you get it!

Jake Speed: We were gonna fight our way through enemy territory. Scale the highest mountain in this goddamned place. Traverse a bridge that was about to collapse. And then if we were lucky, I mean really lucky, we were gonna fight our way through two thousand extremely poisonous snakes.

Margaret Winston: There are thousands of snakes around here?

Jake Speed: There's gotta be if you look hard enough!

Margaret Winston: Has it ever occurred to you that there might be an easier way?

Jake Speed: Yeah, so where's the entertainment value in that?

Jake Speed: Why do you think bad things happen? So you have something good to look forward to! If everything was same-o, same-o, you'd die of boredom!

Jake Speed: Don't worry. When you're right, nothing can happen to you.