Jake Berman Quotes in Little Giants (1994)


Jake Berman Quotes:

  • [receiving their uniforms]

    Tad: Death shrouds

    [flips one around]

    Danny O'Shea: They've got your names on the back.

    Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.

  • Little Giants: [chanting before the game] Giants! Giants!

    Jake Berman: [yelling and chanting] Help us God!

  • Jake Berman: Don't be talkin' bout my momma!

  • Spike: Look, you berzerko Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike, you mess with death.

    Becky O'Shea: You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?

    Spike: Try me!

    Becky O'Shea: I will!

    Spike: Let's go!

    Becky O'Shea: Right now!

    Jake Berman: Somebody call 911!

  • Jake Berman: My mom says the pads you gave me weren't enough.

  • Danny O'Shea: [When the Giants, losing at the half, want to be put on the injured list] You know, there is something you guys should know. When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list. I never got off.

    Timmy Moore: Why?

    Danny O'Shea: Cause I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.

    Marcus: That's where we belong, under the bleachers.

    Danny O'Shea: No you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.

    Rudy Zolteck: Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!

    Danny O'Shea: That's not true. I did beat him once.

    Jake Berman: When?

    Danny O'Shea: When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time, one time I beat him.

    Jake Berman: You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?

    Danny O'Shea: Yes, I did. He ate my dust.

    Johnny Vennaro: Big deal. One time.

    Tad: You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.

    Marcus: Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!

    Rudy Zolteck: Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.

    Tad: You beat Matt and Brett in the turd toss?

    Jake Berman: You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.

    Marcus: So, what? It still doesn't make us good football players.

    Danny O'Shea: Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you could pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves.

    Tad: One time.

    Rudy Zolteck: One time.

    Junior Floyd: [Smiles] Yeah one time!

  • Sean Murphy: What's the matter, four eyes? Want your mama!

    Jake Berman: Don't be talkin' about my mama!

  • Jake Berman: You know something, Jake, you might think you know what's going on around here, but... you don't.

  • Jake Berman: Where were we?

    Jake Gittes: Well, I was accusing you of murder, Mr. Berman.

    Jake Berman: Call me Jake.

  • Jake Berman: Yeah, I'll gonna have more lawsuits than Carter has liver pills.

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