Helene de Sisis Quotes in Start the Revolution Without Me (1970)

Helene de Sisis: I'm sorry Philippe, I try my best to please you.

Philippe de Sisis: How? You can't hunt, you can't ride, you can't shoot, you can't fence! What kind of a marriage is this?

Helene de Sisis: [seeing Claude, whom she thinks is Philippe, dressed as a monk] What are you doing in a monk's habit?

Helene de Sisis: I didn't know about 'the monk and the choirboy!'

Helene de Sisis: I thought you wanted to do 'the woodchopper and the shepherd!'

Helene de Sisis: [wailing] HOW MANY COSTUMES DO YOU THINK I CAN PACK?