Gwyn Quotes in Miami Rhapsody (1995)

Matt: Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment?

Gwyn: No, I'm a middle child. I always think the really good moments are happening to someone else.

Matt: Why do you always assume the worst about people!

Gwyn: Statistics!

Nina Marcus: [doing some damage control after confirming to Gwyn that she indeed is having an affair as Vic suspects] Listen, don't be so naive. Your father has been unfaithful plenty of times.

Gwyn: Really?

Nina Marcus: I'm sorry. But it's true. Yes. In fact, I think he is still sleeping with his travel agent. Zelda somebody. Sorry.

Gwyn: You counldn't get back at him the old fashioned way? Go crazy with his credit card or something?

Gwyn: I think bald is sexy.

Joe Darrow: Really?

Gwyn: Yes.

Joe Darrow: I have a parrot that might turn you on.