Gunther Quotes in Last Holiday (2006)

Gunther: You were misdiagnosed by a faulty dog scan, you don't have Lampington's, you're going to live!

Georgia Byrd: I'm not going to die?

Gunther: No!

Georgia Byrd: I'm going to live?

Gunther: Yes!

Georgia Byrd: I'm gonna live! Everybody, I'm gonna live!

Gunther: [reading the fax on Georgia's misdiagnosis] Ya-Ha-Ha!

[calmly]

Gunther: I will take care of this.

Gunther: [Georgia finishes telling Gunther the spa services she wants to have reserved] No anti-aging treatment?

Georgia Byrd: No, I ain't worried about aging.

Gunther: So that will be all?

Georgia Byrd: Ooh... ah... yes! The colon irrigation treatment. That's my gift to you. Sorta like a 'let's be friend's' gesture. Now you think of me when you're having it!

Gunther: Please don't die, Miss Byrd, I read your note.

Georgia Byrd: You went through my stuff?

Gunther: Oh yeah, I go through everyone's stuff, I apologize.

Gunther: Don't die, Miss Byrd, I read the note.

Georgia Byrd: You went through my stuff?

Gunther: Ja, I go through everyone's stuff, forgive me.

Margarethe: Why do they call you "the Gorilla"?

Günther: Because I'm big and strong... and everyone has to have a name.

Günther: [dying words, after killing Carla] Life is very precious... even right now.

Michael: The food in Italy is good, yeah?

Gunther: [nods] Yes, very good.

Michael: And the women?

Gunther: Not as good as the food...

Michael: From eating too much of the food?

Gunther: Well look at you!

Günther: Maybe it's true that people are only truly happy once in their lives. Just once. And then they are punished for it. For the rest of their lives. The punishment is that they never forget that one moment.