Guest Quotes in Riding in Cars with Boys (2001)

Fay: I mean sitting over there is this beautiful girl with this light around her.

Guest: It's the chair.

Guest: I love what you've done with the house.

Francy: Thank you.

Mr. Lewin: It's clean.

Em Lewin: I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if you ask me.

Francy: Is that some kind of joke Emily?

Em Lewin: No, it's not.

Francy: I think you own me an apology right now.

Em Lewin: I don't owe you shit.

Guest: This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda.

[shows knife]

Em Lewin: Here you go! Here's your panda.

Guest: Yeah thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid.

James Brennan: Look, am I gonna get in trouble? No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda.

Em Lewin: Is it worth getting knifed over?

James Brennan: No. Hi, I'm James Brennan. I just started.

Em Lewin: Em, nice to meet you. Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James.

James Brennan: No. Shit! I need this job.

Em Lewin: I'm kidding.

[laughs]

Em Lewin: You're okay. I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knife point.

Hotel proprietress: Nobody's ever complained before.

Guest: Are they Americans?

Guest: [to Willy Bank as he leaves the hotel] A friend of mine, a very serious man, told me very seriously that it would be a good idea if I left the hotel. I'm taking his suggestion.