Fred the Professor Quotes in Skidoo (1968)

Fred the Professor: Hey, look man, I don't know what this is all about, but I've dropped out of your gadget civilization. I've renounced all science and technocracy.

Prisoner Question Machine: Please an-swer yes or no: Do you have a-ny chil-dren?

[the men press their buttons, but the Professor looks puzzled]

Prisoner Question Machine: Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton! Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton!

Prison Guard: What's the idea here, buddy?

Fred the Professor: These machines are silly!

Prison Guard: What's the big deal? You just press "yes" or "no".

Fred the Professor: Yes, but suppose my answer is "maybe"...

Fred the Professor: Find yourself in the water.