Frank Fencepost Quotes in Dance Me Outside (1994)

Silas Crow: You see that? I offer the crow my last smoke, and he bites me.

Frank Fencepost: Probably trying to quit.

Bald Cop: Name?

Frank Fencepost: Frank Fencepost.

Bald Cop: Address?

Frank Fencepost: Where do I live?

Bald Cop: Yeah, where do you live?

Frank Fencepost: I live where the land meets the sky. Where the eagle and the raven fly free. I live under the sun and the moon.

Bald Cop: [to Silas] Where do you live?

Silas Crow: I'm his neighbour.

Silas Crow: Yeah, I think we broke up.

Frank Fencepost: This mean she's free?

[Silas throws something at him]

Frank Fencepost: Hey! It's this hangover and I still got the morning wood, what can I say?

Frank Fencepost: I don't know what they want. I don't know what they fucking want. Have you ever noticed, it's like there's some conspiracy with women. You look at them , they look at each other. You know... they're thinking something, right?

Frank Fencepost: Wonder what it takes to blow up those air bags!

[sitting in Robert's new car]

Frank Fencepost: There's a truck full of ugly.

[seeing Clarence and friends]

Silas Crow: This feels great!

Frank Fencepost: Imagine blowing up a building!

[destroying an FBI car]

Frank Fencepost: We give him an Indian name. He'll like that.

[referring to Robert]

Frank Fencepost: Pin feathers from rare mountain snow eagle. The feathers of flight!

[presenting Robert with a headdress]

Robert McVey: Cool.

Silas Crow: Ah, choosing your animal name. First, you choose your animal, which is your spirit. The animal most like you. For instance, Pete, you are?

Pete: Ah... Bird.

Silas Crow: Around the circle, Wendel?

Wendel: Dog.

Frank Fencepost: I am the Brown Bear. Silas?

Silas Crow: I am the Walrus.

Robert McVey: I am the Wolverine! I am the Wolverine! What is that sound? It is a gopher. It is the beaver, those cowardly rodents tremble before me. I am the Wolverine! I rip the throats from my enemy, I paint myself with their blood!

Frank Fencepost: Where'd you find this guy, he's excellent?

Silas Crow: He's an animal.

Robert McVey: I am the Wolverine!

Frank Fencepost: Now, this is the part where you get your private, secret Indian name. You are Bob! B Bob.

Silas Crow: Firechief.

Frank Fencepost: Bob Firechief!

[all begin dancing around camp fire]

Robert McVey: The hunt is on!

[runs through the woods]

Frank Fencepost: I got my Dad's .22.

Wendel: McNaughton keeps that .44 in the back of his GTO.

Frank Fencepost: Coyote, what do you got?

Robert Coyote: I've got my fucking hands!

Frank Fencepost: Okay men, round up what you can. We meet at Thompson's Point, first thing in the morning, 7 o'clock.

Wendel: 7 o'clock?

Frank Fencepost: 7:30.

[planning revenge on Clarence]

Frank Fencepost: 'I'm a dumb, white motherfucking killer who's never had a light on him and I'm too pissed to see.

[pretending to be Clarence]

Frank Fencepost: Don't be so hard on yourself Clarence. It's not your fault your brain is the same size as your dick!'

Frank Fencepost: She missed me! Weird.

[seeing Poppy]

Frank Fencepost: Nice to see an Indian with a badge!

Frank Fencepost: Felix, do you think women are thinking something?

Bartender: More than you know, Frank. More than you'll ever know.