Frank Bascom Quotes in Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)

Karen Williams: [Seeing her car smashed] Oh my God, my car! What is wrong with you?

Frank Bascom: [extremely drunk] What's wrong with me? You're the one parked in a handicapped space!

Karen Williams: That's not a handicapped space!

Frank Bascom: It is now!

Dick Harper: I'm pretty sure she's gonna notice her car isn't towed.

Frank Bascom: Right, I'll stall her.

[Frank backs his car straight into female banker's car]

Frank Bascom: Do you have any idea what I had to go through to get that form?

Dick Harper: No, let me guess, a fifth of SCOTCH?

[Frank exhales into Dick's face]