Female Psychaitrist Quotes in A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Female Psychaitrist: Now then. Each of the slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?

Alex: Righty right.

Female Psychaitrist: [Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock] "Isn't the plumage beautiful?"

Alex: I just say what the other person would say?

Female Psychaitrist: Yes.

Alex: Isn't the plumage beautiful...

Female Psychaitrist: Oh yes well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.

Alex: Cabbages, knickers, uh, it's not got a... A BEAK!

[laughs]

Female Psychaitrist: Good.

[Changes to a slide with a women and two boys]

Female Psychaitrist: "The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill."

Alex: My mind is a blank. Uh, and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos!

[laughs]

Female Psychaitrist: Good.

[Changes slide to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom]

Female Psychaitrist: "What do you want?"

Alex: Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!

Female Psychaitrist: Good.

[Changes slide to a man in a clock store]

Female Psychaitrist: "You sold me a crummy watch, I want my money back."

Alex: You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!

[laughs]

Female Psychaitrist: Good.

[Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man]

Female Psychaitrist: "You can do whatever you like with these."

Alex: Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick 'em all up, and THROW-

[moves injured arm]

Alex: OW! Fucking hell!

Female Psychaitrist: Well there, that's all there is to it. Are you alright?

Alex: Hope so. Is that the end then?

Female Psychaitrist: Yes.

Alex: I was quite enjoying that.

Female Psychaitrist: Good, I'm glad!

Alex: How many did I get right?

Female Psychaitrist: It's not that kind of a test, but you seem well on the way to making a complete recovery!