Fat Guy in Bar Quotes in The Sure Thing (1985)

Fat Guy in Bar: What's wrong with me? I'm a good-looking guy.

Gib: You are. You are a good-looking guy. And I'm a good-looking guy.

Fat Guy in Bar: You are.

Gib: I am.

Cowboy Guy: We're all three good-looking guys.

Gib: That's right. We are. And it's Christmas time, and I'm gonna buy you a drink.

Fat Guy in Bar: Something light...

Gib: What, like a nice Chablis?

Fat Guy in Bar: No... Spritzer.

Gib: Spritzer?

Fat Guy in Bar: Yeah.

Gib: Barkeep! Get this man a trough of Spritzer. And you, Cowboy Guy, what do you wanna drink?

Cowboy Guy: I'll have a beer.

Gib: Get Cowboy Guy a beer.

Fat Guy in Bar: I had some more fried food for lunch.

[waitress gives him a look]

Fat Guy in Bar: I know, I know, I shouldn't have had it but I just couldn't help myself. Do you think I lack self-discipline?