Ernest Dalby Quotes in Spring Break (1983)

Ernest Dalby: Your mother is sick to death about this!

Nelson: Where is she?

Ernest Dalby: Out shopping.

Ernest Dalby: I will not have you running around in public acting like a fool and dressing like a hermaphrodite.

Ernest Dalby: Now step aside.

Nelson: Damn it, I said no. I'm through stepping aside for you. And that goes for getting pushed around, held back and screwed over too.

Arresting Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?

Ernest Dalby: Drinking? No no no. It was poured all over me.

Arresting Officer: Sheriff, pour him into the backseat.

Arresting Officer: Oh shit!

Ernest Dalby: You have a real way with words, sir.