Emil Muzz Quotes in Dragnet (1987)

Pep Streebeck: [while interrogating Muzz and getting no-where] Joe, I could use some coffee

[turns to Muzz]

Pep Streebeck: You want anything?

Emil Muzz: [defiantly] Chewing gum... Snickers bar... and my attorney, badge kisser!

Pep Streebeck: [Friday leaves Muzz alone with Streebeck] Well... it's just you... and me... *your balls*...

[pulls open a desk drawer]

Pep Streebeck: and this drawer!

[slams it shut]

Joe Friday: Alright, let's run through it again. You say you're a Pagan, but we caught you working for Jerry Caeser. That makes you a plant in my book. Why don't you just make it easy on yourself and lead us to the stolen magazines?

Emil Muzz: [Giving the finger to Friday] Jump on this and spin, cop! I'm not saying another word until my attourney gets here!

Pep Streebeck: Say Joe, wouldn't a couple of danishes go great with this coffee right now?

[as he says this, he opens the drawer he used on Muzz earlier, and Muzz looks horrified]