Eirik Quotes in Valhalla Rising (2009)

Eirik: Where does he come from?

Are: He was brought up from hell...

Eirik: And where is this hell?

Are: On the other side of the ocean.

Eirik: I am going to show them that a man of God has arrived.

Eirik: God brought us out of that mist for a reason. We claim this land in His name.

Kare: How do we do that? We're half starved. Three men dead, one missing.

Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.

Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.

Eirik: What?

Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.

Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.

Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?

Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?

Eirik: I can't see! I can't see!

Ray: Of course you can't see! I just a shot a blank in your fucking eye!

Eirik: [holding Ray at gunpoint, after catching him making out with Chloë] That's my girlfriend, you fucking asshole!

Chloë: Eirik, what are you doing?

Eirik: Where you from, fucker?

Ray: Ireland, originally.

Eirik: And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium and fuck another man's girl?

Ray: I didn't know she had a boyfriend, alright? And I haven't fucked her anyway! Ask her! I only put me hand on it!