Eema Quotes in Year One (2009)

Oh: [Oh and Eema come back out after having sex] She's not a virgin anymore!

Eema: He's not a virgin either.

Oh: I saved a life with my love making!

Yar: Hey, old girl, you're wandering off a bit.

Eema: [panting] That's all I need: a monkey on my back.

Baylene: Oh, joy. Blisters!

Eema: I got blisters ON my blisters.

Yar: You don't wanna know where *I* got blisters...

Plio: [Bruton is found wounded] We can't just leave him here!

Eema: We can if we move fast enough.

[They enter a cave]

Aladar: It's dark, but at least it's dry.

Eema: I like dry. It's the dark part I'm having trouble with.

Eema: Move over, everybody. Bringin' in babies is what *I* do best!

Yar: I'd say it's been a few years since you've hatched an egg.

Eema: [laughing] You're right -

[stops, serious]

Eema: so let me practice on your head!

Baylene: Oh, Eema! I wish we were at your nesting grounds now! All this pushing and shoving about, just for a place to sleep! I'm not used to this kind of behavior.

Eema: Baylene, you've got big feet, just give 'em a kick!

[Shoves a smaller animal]

Eema: GET!

Baylene: Oh, I couldn't possibly... eh, shoo! Shoo!

Eema: Would you come on, Baylene? If you wanna get to the nesting grounds alive, show some backbone!

Aladar: Hey there!

Eema: Ahhh!

Eema: Walkin' backwards, huh? Well, let me know if that gets you there any faster. Keep those little legs moving earl, or you'll get left behind.

Yar: If I could sleep THAT deep, I'd be in paradise.

Eema: If you could sleep THAT deep, honey, you'd be dead.

Aladar: [waking up the others] Let's go, let's go! Carnotaurs!

Yar: Carno-what?

Eema: Carnotaur! A mouthful of teeth with a bad attitude, let's go!

[Aladar dashes off to warn of the landslide]

Eema: Aladar, wait, wait! Kron'll eat you alive!

Aladar: Let him try.

[Aladar dashes off]

Eema: [sighing] I hope Kron's in a listening mood...

Aladar: [after spooking Eema] Oh... sorry about that. It's just that, we overheard you talking and, um...

[Url drops a rock enthusiastically at his feet, Aladar looks confused]

Eema: Well, my word. Look at Url. He doesn't normally warm up to strangers so fast.

Baylene: [Sniffing the lemurs on Aladar's back] What an unfortunate blemish.

Eema: A good mud bath'll clear those right up.

Yar: *Excuse* me?

[Eema jumps back, appalled]

Baylene: Oh, my goodness. It looks like a very long walk.

Eema: And hot! If you smell somethin' sizzlin', could be me!