Earl Devereaux Quotes in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)


Earl Devereaux Quotes:

  • Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?

    Flint Lockwood: Yeah?

    Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!

    [Puts on contact lens]

    Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!

  • Earl Devereaux: You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!

  • Earl Devereaux: I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.

  • Earl Devereaux: My chest hairs are tingling! Something's wrong.

  • Earl Devereaux: [addressing Flint] You see my beautiful son, Cal?

    Cal Deveraux: 'Sup.

    Earl Devereaux: I love him so much, he's my only son. I wanna provide a bright future for him, one where you don't ruin the day with one of your science deely-bopper thingies!

  • Earl Devereaux: I love you, son.

    Cal Deveraux: I know, dad. You tell me every day.

  • Flint Lockwood: Food synthesis, go.

    [Flint hooks the jumper cables up to the FLDSMDFR]

    Earl Devereaux: My chest hairs are tingling, something's wrong!

    [Earl leaps into action]

    Mayor Shelbourne: Well, here it is, the attraction the whole world has been waiting for: Sardine Land!

    [Brent cuts the ribbon with the ceremonial pair of golden scissors]

    Mayor Shelbourne: With rides and exhibits, and featuring Shamo, the world's largest sardine... and his flaming hoop of glory! Those of you in the splash zone, look out.

  • Earl Devereaux: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!

  • Earl Devereaux: [as a tear runs down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear!

    [Sucks tear back into eye]

  • Earl Devereaux: I'm glad you're still wearing that diaper!

    Brent: I wish I've brought a fresh one!

  • Earl Devereaux: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?

    Brent: Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?

    Barb: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.

    Manny: Chester thinks you're a monkey.

    Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.

    Sam Sparks: But he calls you a monkey.

    Manny: It is true, he does.

    Barb: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.

    Sam Sparks: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?

  • Earl Devereaux: Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna cut the cheese.

    [cuts the web of cheese, it farts]

    Earl Devereaux: That was the cheese.

  • Earl Devereaux: [when flint frightens a sentient strawberry] You scarred the jam out of him

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