Drum Quotes in Drum (1976)

Drum: Blaise, you been foolin' with Miss Sophie?

Blaise: Is that what she say? 'Cause I don't know what you mean.

Drum: You know what I mean. Letting her unbutton your pants and play with your snake.

Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?

[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]

Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.

Drum: Ouiser you look like hammered shit.

Ouiser Boudreaux: Don't you talk to me like that!

Drum: Oh,I'm sorry you look like regular shit.

Ouiser Boudreaux: I am just about at the end of my rope with you.

Drum: Well, then why don't you tie a noose and slip it 'round your head?

Drum: Oh, Ouiser... I don't wanna have to kill you!

Drum: [to Ouiser] I heard you got so screwed up you cut your dog out of your will and had an ungrateful nephew to sleep!