Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke Quotes in High Anxiety (1977)

[Credits and title music end as Thorndyke exits the airport]

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: What a dramatic airport.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Professor Little Old Man.

Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: "Lillolman". "Lillolman".

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: What's your sign?

Victoria Brisbane: I'm sorry. It's... unlisted.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Do you really think this is nessa...?

Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: Of course it's nessa!

[after an attack by the bellboy]

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: That kid gets no tip.

Victoria Brisbane: [bursting into Thorndyke's room] Get away from the door!

[begins wheezing as if out of breath]

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Who are you?

Victoria Brisbane: Get away from me.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Just a second...

[she cuts him off]

Victoria Brisbane: Be quiet, they'll hear you. Don't move. Go inside. Go to your room.

[they enter the living room]

Victoria Brisbane: The drapes! Close the drapes!

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: The drapes. Close the drapes.

[Repeating, to himself]

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Close the drapes.

Victoria Brisbane: Close the other one. Get down! Lower! Good. Quick, come here. Get up. Sit down. Not there, here.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Here?

Victoria Brisbane: There.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we're smuggling dope in the celery? The celery's not for dope. It's for dip!

Victoria Brisbane: Have you seen my father at the Institute? Is he all right?

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: He's fine, he's fine. He's coming along just fine. He's very affectionate. He licked me.

Victoria Brisbane: He what?

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Well, he thinks he's a dog these days.

Victoria Brisbane: A dog?

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: A dog, yes.

Victoria Brisbane: Do you mind if I smoke?

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [sets off alarm while going through airport security in disguise carrying a gun] What is this, a game show? What did I win, a Pinto?

Airport Attendant: I'm sorry sir, we're going to have to search you.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Please sir, what did I do? What did I do? What's my crime?

Airport Attendant: You beeped.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: I beeped! I beeped! Take me away! Take me back to Russia! Put me in irons! I beeped! The mad beeper is loose! Take away the beeper! Take me away!

Dr. Charles Montague: Rate of patient recovery? I'll have that for you in a moment.

[taps on his calculator]

Dr. Charles Montague: Once in a blue moon.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Once in a blue moon. Hmm.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: As I was saying, it came to my attention that just before Dr. Ashley's untimely death, he was planning to make some very big changes here at the institute. Do any of you know specifically what those changes might be?

Dr. Wentworth: Well, for one thing, he wanted to change...

Nurse Diesel: The drapes.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: The drapes?

Nurse Diesel: The drapes. He wanted to change the drapes in the Psychotic Game Room.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: That was the extent of the big change, the... drapes?

Nurse Diesel: Oh, yes. Dr. Ashley felt that color has a great deal to do with the well-being of the emotionally disturbed.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [ripping duct tape off Brophy's mouth] Where is Brisbane?

Brophy: They took him to

Brophy: [screams]

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [after having had a panic attack in Professor Lillolman's office] Thank you, thank you Professor. I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.

Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: I know what came over you: High Anxiety. You've still got it!

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: It's probably the excitement and tension of taking over this new post. I'm... sure it will pass.

Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: [Leans in close to Thorndyke's face] Bullshit! These things do not let go. High Anxiety can be a very dangerous enemy! If left unchecked, it could cost you your LIFE!

Victoria Brisbane: [Pointing to his nametag] Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke... What does the 'H' stand for?

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [Puts his hand over his mouth and indistinctly mumbles something]

Victoria Brisbane: [Not understanding] What?

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [Now speaking clearly] Harpo... My mother loved the Marx Brothers. She saw all their movies. She named me Harpo.

Victoria Brisbane: Harpo? Harpo... I like it. You know, it's very refreshing. I mean, there are certain names that you just don't hear very often these days.

Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: [Talking to Dr. Thorndyke while Thorndyke is having a panic attack on the stairs] Richard! Richard, listen to me... I have researched your case. I know what is giving you the High Anxiety. I have found the answer. Go back in your mind. Go back. Go back! You are a little baby. Your mother and father are fighting. They are always fighting! They are fighting about YOU!

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [after a childhood flashback reveals the truth to him] I understand now. I understand now! It's not heights I'm afraid of... it's PARENTS!

Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: Ja. Ja! Now climb, you son of a bitch! CLIMB!

[Dr. Thorndyke brushes his teeth]

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [starts off slow] Up and down. Up and down. Side, side, side, side, side. In and out. In and out. Side, side, side, side, side.

[quicker, now]

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Up and down. Up and down. Side, side, side, side, side. In and out. In and out.

[very deliberate for the finish]

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Side, side, side, side, side.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: And remember, folks. Be good to your parents. They were good to you.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: This is not the man I met at the institute. Something is very... very... wrong.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Forgive me for prying. But, what happened to your mustache?

Norton: Well, as you know, things can get a bit dicey on this wing. On day, I wasn't on my toes and one of the patients reached out and tore off ½ of my mustache.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: That must have been awful!

Norton: [very flatly] You will never know the pain.

Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: [quizzing Dr. Thorndyke] A patient comes into your office suffering from Belldon's Hysteria, and he has a seizure right in your office, what do you give him?

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: 2 cc's of aqueous Thorazine coupled with Somadiozine!

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [while climbing the stairs to the tower Dr. Thorndyke is hanging on by a thumbnail after stepping on a bad step. He has a flashback to when he was a baby and his parents are arguing. He returns to the present] I understand now. I understand now. It's not heights I'm afraid of, it's parents!

Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: Yeah. Yeah. Now climb you son-of-a-bitch! Climb!

[after hearing that Dr. Thorndyke pulls himself back up on the stairs and safety]