Dr. Hamius R. Warfield Quotes in The Nutty Professor (1963)

Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Now try to understand that I understand, that scientists and creators have their little eccentricities. Einstein hated hair cuts, Da Vinci love to paint, and Newton...

Professor Julius Kelp: He had something to do with figs, didn't he?

Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!

Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Warfield finishes with papers handed to him by secretary Lemmon... Where's your pad?

Millie Lemmon: Oh it's not quite a mile from campus. It's a small flat, but you should see what I did with the drapes! Oh! You meant my steno pad. I'll be right back with it.

Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Never mind, what is it?

Millie Lemmon: Mr. Buddy Love is hear to see you, and is he ever a gasser! Should I have him come in?

Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: If you can do so without fainting.