Digger Quotes in Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)

Digger: [from trailer] Knock knock.

Gylfie: Who's there?

Digger: Owls.

Gylfie: Owls who?

Digger: Heh! That's right. Owls *hoo.*

Twilight: If I have to hear any more of his *ridiculous* owl jokes...

Digger: Hoohoo. It's *hilarious!*

Echidna: Remember, when your wings are weak, your spirits done and you've flown as far as you can, you're halfway there!

Gylfie: What did he say?

Digger: We're halfway there! Oh yeah. Woo-hoo! this is gonna be a breeze.

Digger: Oh no! Not the Lute!

Digger: Hey! Oh, nice hunting, you should be really proud of yourself. Catching a moth that's already been caught.

Soren: Wait, you hadn't caught it!

Digger: ...I was very close. One might even say I was *this* close!

Digger: [moth flies away] Oh.

Digger: [to Soren and Gylfie] Do you even know the way to the Sea of Hoolemere? Twilight knows the way.

Twilight: Of course I know the way! We are off to the Sea of Huladance!

Digger: [whispers] It's Hoolemere.

Twilight: ...Hoolemere!

Twilight: If I have to hear another of his Owl Jokes!

Digger: What? They're a hoot!

Digger: Just because it's sung doesn't make it a song.

Twilight: That poem just came to me, if you can believe it.

Digger: I think I can believe it.

Twilight: It's a gift.

Digger: [re: Dolly the llama] Looks like a gay sheep.

Digger: I outta kick your ass for killing an innocent motorcycle.

Paul Kerr: [putting down a whiskey] I'm not stopping. I'm having one later, ok.

Digger: That's the ticket. One day at a time.

Paul Kerr: Yeah, yeah. Cumbaya to you too.

Paul Kerr: [after Digger kicks a ball wide of the goal] Maybe it's time you take up knitting.

Digger: Yeah, well maybe it's time you started the amends process, mate.

Paul Kerr: Hey, I got her pregnant and left her to raise the kid on her own. How do you make amends for that, eh?

Digger: I don't know. A nice bunch of flowers. Box of chocolates.

Paul Kerr: [sarcasticly] Flowers and a box of chocolates, why didn't I think of that? Problem solved!

Paul Kerr: What's there in Loch Ness apart from the obvious?

Digger: Well, the thing is, I've got a girl up there.

Paul Kerr: You never mentioned that.

Digger: Well I thought you'd laugh.

Paul Kerr: Thought I'd laugh because you've got a girlfriend at Loch Ness. Why? Is her name Nessie?

Digger: Well, that's the thing, yeah. Her name's Nessie, Nessie McDonald.

Paul Kerr: Oh

[hides his face trying not to laugh]

Digger: How dare you.

Paul Kerr: [bursts into laughter] You're kidding me.

[Digger starts laughing as well]

Paul Kerr: It's a lovely name. Sorry.

[Digger shushes Paul after they're woken by someone ringing the doorbell and knocking in the middle of the night]

Paul Kerr: [whispering] Who is it?

Digger: [whispering] It might be burglars.

Paul Kerr: [whispering] They don't usually ring the bell.

Digger: She sure don't look dead.

Deputy Sheriff Christopher 'Coop' Cooper: She will soon.