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English

Alternative forms

• chode

Etymology

Variant of choda.

Pronunciation

• Rhymes: -??d

Noun

choad (plural choads)

1. (vulgar, slang) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
   • 1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet

     Your choad veins are pulsing love songs

   • 1986, Robert Crumb, Zap Comix, volume 3, unpaged

     What a find...a giant choad!

   • 1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet, as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)

     We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.

2. (vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
   • 1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax

     If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses

   • 1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, alt.music.alternative, Usenet

     sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad

   • 1997, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, “Pinkeye”, South Park, episode 107

     Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad.

     Cartman: Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you look like a total choad.

3. (slang, vulgar) The perineum.
   • 2012, Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession, Adams Media (2012), ?ISBN, page 96:

     For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:choad.

Synonyms

• (penis): see also Thesaurus:penis.
• (loser): see also Thesaurus:jerk or Thesaurus:git.
• (perineum): see also Thesaurus:perineum.

References

• The Mavens' Word of the Day, 2000 May 31, Random House [3]

Anagrams

• ad hoc, ad-hoc, choda

English

Etymology 1

Uncertain; possibly from the English slang term chat (“louse”). The word predates the chadless punch, which therefore cannot be its origin, and a derivation from Scots chad (“river gravel”) stated in some dictionaries is now thought to be nothing more than guesswork.

Pronunciation

• (Received Pronunciation, General American) IPA^(key): /t?æd/
• Rhymes: -æd

Noun

chad (countable and uncountable, plural chad or chads)

1. (uncountable) Small pieces of paper punched out from the edges of continuous stationery, or from ballot papers, paper tape, punched cards, etc.
2. (countable) One of these pieces of paper.

Derived terms

Translations

See also

• Appendix:American Dialect Society words of the year

Etymology 2

From ch- +? had, from ich + had.

Contraction

chad

1. (West Country, obsolete) I had

Etymology 3

Noun

chad (plural chads)

1. (slang, chiefly Internet) Alternative spelling of Chad (“alpha-male; sexually promiscuous man”)

References

Middle English

Etymology

See ch-.

Verb

chad

1. I had

Palauan

Etymology

From Pre-Palauan *qaða, from Proto-Malayo-Polynesian *qa?ta (“outsiders, alien people”). Cognate with Laboya ata, Cebuano agta, Tagalog agta.

Pronunciation

• IPA^(key): /?að/

Noun

chad

1. person

Welsh

Pronunciation

• IPA^(key): /?a?d/

Noun

chad

1. Aspirate mutation of cad.

Mutation