Diablo Quotes in Cage (1989)

Scott Monroe: What do you wanna drink?

Diablo: You should do something about your face bro. Get me some tequila.

Chloe: You don't scare me anymore!

Diablo: Then why are you shaking?

Chloe: Cause I am a Chihuahua!

Harley Quinn: [at a bar] Whatcha having, K.C.?

Deadshot: Bloody Mary, right?

Killer Croc: Drink dulls the mind.

Harley Quinn: K.C., it's the end of the world. Have a drink with us.

Killer Croc: Beer.

Captain Boomerang: There he is. Give the man a beer.

Harley Quinn: How about you, hot stuff?

Diablo: Water.

Harley Quinn: That's a good idea, honey.

[pours water]

Harley Quinn: Ninja? You want some sake?

Katana: Whiskey.

Harley Quinn: Whiskey.

Deadshot: [points to shot glass] What am I, 12?

Deadshot: [toasting] Here's to honor... among thieves.

Katana: I'm not a thief.

Deadshot: Oh. She's not a thief.

[they clink their glasses]

Captain Boomerang: I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.

Deadshot: Well, we almost pulled it off... despite what everybody thought.

Diablo: We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.

Deadshot: Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. And they can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget... we're the bad guys.

Diablo: Don't touch me, man!

Deadshot: Don't touch you? What you gonna do?

Diablo: Don't touch me!

Deadshot: I'm touching you. I'm touching you. Do something.

Diablo: Don't touch me!

Deadshot: Do something!

Diablo: You wanna see something?

Deadshot: Oh, yeah, I wanna see...

Diablo: You wanna see something?

Deadshot: Yes, I wanna see something!

[Diablo goes berserk and shoots fire everywhere then turns and stares a Deadshot]

Diablo: I was trying to get you there. Phil Jackson. We good, right?

Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?

Killer Croc: Gives me their power.

Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?

Killer Croc: Hell no.

Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?

Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.

Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.

Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.

Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it. 'Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.

[Killer Croc growls and starts to swing at Harley]

Diablo: Why?

Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.

Diablo: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.

Deadshot: You gonna fight with us?

Diablo: What if I lose control?

Deadshot: Then maybe we'll have a chance.

Captain Boomerang: Hey, you were some help, Princess.

Diablo: It's better this way. Trust me.

Captain Boomerang: Oh yeah, you're the fire bloke, eh?

Diablo: Yeah, I was. Yeah.

Captain Boomerang: Right. Yeah. Hey.

[pulls out and flicks a lighter]

Captain Boomerang: Well, lookie here. Whoo, it's fire! Whooooooo!

Diablo: [to Enchantress] I can't change what I did.

[shouts]

Diablo: And neither can you!

Harley Quinn: He married me!

Diablo: It's not real.

Deadshot: I killed the Bat.

Diablo: Nah, homie. You don't want that.

Harley Quinn: What? I want that.

Diablo: She's trying to play games with you, man. It's not real!

Rick Flag: He's right. It's not real.