Devin Quotes in This Thing with Sarah (2013)

Devin: Hi! I'm sorry I'm dropping by like this, I just really had to explain those text messages.

Sarah: How do you know where I live?

Devin: You said you live behind the Mexican restaurant on La Brea.

Sarah: How'd you know which house?

Devin: I knocked on like three doors before yours, but listen, that's not the point.

Devin: Now let me get this straight. You're telling me that these, these things are inside the Golden Gate Bridge, one. Two, that they only come out at night. And three, that they're responsible for the death of fifteen or more kids and three of my police officers?

[breaks down laughing]

Devin: What is that?

Carson: Gook, slime... nobody knows yet. Forensics found it all around here.

Devin: What is that?

detective: Gook, slime... nobody knows yet. Forensics found it all around here

Devin: [Looking around the dark house with a flashlight] Damn. Rob Zombie would rub one out if he saw this place.

Lexi: So I guess it's in your bucket list then?

Devin: Bang a chick in a haunted house? Yeah!

Lexi: [Gives him a stern look]

Devin: I mean, make love to a woman in a haunted house. Yeah.

Devin: Nobody breaks up with Devin!

Devin: [Realizing why they are targeted] We're witnesses.